Math+Fun!!

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Here are a few jokes:

Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

What object is king of the classroom? The ruler!

Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It's not right.

Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables? Times Square.

Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0.

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Teacher (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

What kind of roots does a "geom-e-tree" have? Square roots